Chuly Farinelli

Oh chew-bone heavens… what they’ve done to me is criminal. My humans took me to the vet, pretending it was something fun, and bam! My little nuggets vanished. No warning, no goodbye sniff, nothing.

Now I’m officially neutered, a eunuch, a canine Farinelli. Maybe I’ll start an opera career—high notes I’ve got covered now. But I’m never going back to that place, not even if they pave the floor with sausages.