My humans are finally developing a decent instinct for finding shady corners, even if they keep nodding like dashboard bobbleheads when people speak to them in a language they don't understand.
in the middle of nature 🌲
My patience as a shopkeeper has its limits, and that limit is measured by the smell of meat-filled pastry while I’m stuck watching the patio.
My eyes have returned to normal thanks to Kazakh dairy medicine, and we've swapped river mosquitoes for a forest, complete with a human picnic.
A horde of mutant Kazakh mosquitoes tried to devour my eyes, but my humans saved me using the high-tech solution of a cold bag of smetana.
The cowboys of the steppe have swapped their horses for two wheels, and I have discovered that a forest is the best shield in the world when nature decides to blow a gale.
We walked for hours through Karaganda and I found out that in this city, cosmonauts used to celebrate their space missions by taking bubble baths.
The humans left me locked up guarding our palace on wheels while they went off to get themselves into an old Russian prison, proving once again that their ideas of sightseeing are most peculiar.
Los humanos se empeñan en entrar a edificios con formas raras mientras yo descubro que el mejor diseño arquitectónico del mundo es una cámper aparcada junto a un charco gigante.
El arte de la siesta perfecta, reparaciones de supervivencia y una interrupción oficial. Nos declaramos en huelga de coche (otra vez) en nuestro edén de Damsá y recibimos la visita de las fuerzas del orden mientras Papi Edu "oficinaba" al aire libre.
Una lección de civismo escolar, un desvío de cuatro kilómetros por la estepa profunda y una invasión de moscas mutantes que nos obligó a huir a toda pastilla. Al final, el satélite nos guio hasta un nuevo oasis secreto.
Una tregua de asfalto bajo la sombra de los pinos, un paseo entre pájaros y un valiente humano sumergiéndose en aguas polares. Nos declaramos en huelga de coche y disfrutamos de un merecido segundo round en nuestro paraíso.
A four-in-the-morning sunrise, dog tricks in exchange for kebabs, and a technological rescue at the paywall. We swapped the steppe for a breathtaking canyon and a national park that had more than one surprise in store for us.