We thought it was going to be a quiet day, but between Ikea, rebellious credit cards, loose leads, and an hour waiting at the airport... we ended up surrounded by new people on a golf course at midnight.
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A castle without a castle, a beach without a swim, and neighbours who wouldn't stop! We thought we'd get a peaceful night's sleep and ended up having an international chinwag right on the Irish coast.
From Downpatrick to Annalong, passing through sacred history, blocked roads, luxury showers, and the 39th country in my doggy passport. Ireland, here we come!
A cool, fresh forest, a stop at Lidl, and naps beside the River Quoile. We're not saving the world today, but I almost caught a duck. A day of messing about, peaceful walks, and expert-level laziness.
A day of transition: a rural chat with the Dutch, a peaceful journey to Northern Ireland, and an evening stroll amongst trees and campervans.
Pill without drama, post-Brexit paperwork and a president cheating at golf. We’ll sleep next to the monument of a Russian shipwreck with more lives than a cat.
Morning rain, a well-deserved rest, and the day ended with a ball, beach, and sunset over the Irish Sea. No mountain today, but there were views and a deluxe nap.
I climbed Ben Nevis dodging hiking poles like spears. We reached the top soaked and battered by the fog and sticks. And you know what? We didn’t like it. Not one bit.
Un paseo entre cascadas de cuento, una carrera contrarreloj hasta Ben Nevis y una cena con cuatro héroes empapados... Yo, mientras tanto, vigilando la cámper desde mi trono.
We saw seals sunbathing, were pampered by strangers and ended up at the edge of the world looking at a lighthouse with a foghorn. Who could ask for more?
We strolled among stone steps and mythical rocks in the rain; we got soaked, but we loved it. Then we saw cliffs, waterfalls... and even sheep doing yoga.
We went through the legendary Applecross Pass… and saw absolutely nothing. Then we crossed the bridge to Skye to meet up with the people from Malaga. And someone dropped their cheese rind!